their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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