I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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