time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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