how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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