i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
i out mim tonsoeep
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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