1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
This is the high leading the old right now
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Randomize
