Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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