Betty ford says i'm here all night
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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