Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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