i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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