On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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