If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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