The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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