Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Fuck appropriateness.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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