Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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