He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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