At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Operation Purity has been aborted
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
