fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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