So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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