She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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