Got a toothbrush?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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