Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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