you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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