I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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