He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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