going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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