If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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