I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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