it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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