I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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