i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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