So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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