"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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