yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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