i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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