I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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