so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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