Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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