i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The struggles of a small town man whore
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Randomize
