none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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