Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think I won the penis lottery.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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