am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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