dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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