called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
