I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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