i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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