i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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