I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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