went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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