Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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