I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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